Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

Wheeler, can I please have my Wind Ring back? Look, I?m sorry I took it off, but I was in the shower. I totally want to be a Planeteer! If it?s that big a deal I?ll shower with the ring on next time.

I just don?t think making me lug around this Vornado Midsize Circular Fan is helping the team. Well, first off, it moves a lot of air, but I can?t really specify whirlwinds or tornadoes. Just a steady rush of air. Second, it?s a great fan and all, but when we?re out battling Dr. Blight or Sly Sludge or Hoggish Greedly it?s a little awkward to carry into a fight.

Oh, and let?s not forget it has no magical power and thus can?t combine with your powers to summon Captain Planet. I?m about as useless as Ma-Ti!

Sorry, Ma-Ti. We were all thinking it, though.

I mean, it?s great in my room. It?s really quiet and it seriously moves some air. The motor is permanently lubricated and it?s got three speeds and blows at any angle. It?s a great fan.

It?s just not so hot at summoning the elemental fury of wind to fight eco-injustice.

You know what? I feel like you guys are still mad about the whole Linka situation. And I get it, I really do. She was a great Planeteer who fell on some hard times, and I wish things hadn?t gone the way they did.

But she pawned that ring and I bought it fair and square so, Kwame, I?m asking you one last time: give it back!

Warranty: 5 Year Vornado

Features:

• 3 speed air control that can push air up to 70 feet
• Directable airflow provides movement of air at any angle ? up stairs, down a hallway, room to room and everywhere in between
• Light, portable, and is easy to carry allowing comfort wherever you are
• Improves your heating and cooling system by helping to circulate the air inside of a room
• Whisper quiet and superior performance
• Ideal for den, home office, hearth room, dining room, or the average bedroom
• Removable grill and blade for easy cleaning and maintenance
• Permanently lubricated motor that does not require oiling
• Eight foot power cord with standard 2 spade plug
• Weight: 6.61 lbs.
• 13.60? tall with a 9.25? grill diameter
• Usage: Small to Midsize Room

In the box:

• Vornado 630B Circulator Fan
• Owners Manual