Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

As I scroll through my vacation pictures on the 3? touchscreen LCD, I?m seeing a lot of weird stuff. I remember snapping this street scene in L.A., but I?m almost positive none of those people had tentacles. And look at this one. That looks like downtown Miami ? but it?s underwater. This Polaroid 10MP Digital Camera doesn?t even work underwater. What?s going on?

I should?ve known something was amiss when that old Chinese guy lured me into that creepy little deal-a-day web site. I haven?t seen so many unidentifiable things floating in jars since Grandma moved to the rest home. What did he say when I asked if he had a camera with a really sharp 10MP image, image stabilization, and face tracking? Something about seeing past the wall of time into what was yet to come? And warning me about what the future may hold? I forget. I was too busy playing with the electronic self-timer and slide-show mode to listen very closely.

Ooh, there?s me! But wait ? why am I wearing that orange jumpsuit? I look awful in orange. Really brings out my ear acne. And that looks like me in a courtroom, at the defendants? table. Hey, what?s the big idea? I?m starting to get a little spooked. Ah, there?s something comforting: me and Melanie, locked in a passionate- hey. Wait a minute. That?s not me. That looks like Greg. That?s totally Greg. Greg? My supposed friend Greg? With Melanie? Doing? that? I?ll kill him! I?ll kill him today!

Warranty: One Year Polaroid

Features:

• Still image compression in JPEG (EXIF 2.2)
• Takes video clips with audio
• SD/SDHC compatible for expanded memory
• 30 different scene modes including panoramic
• Slide show mode allows you to view all your photos on the camera screen
• Off/auto/fill flash
• Auto white balance settings
• Touchscreen navigation
• Photo editing and finger painting with touchscreen
• Anti-shake image stabilization
• Face tracking for perfect faces in your pictures
• Smile and blink detection
• In-camera red-eye removal
• Electronic self-timer
• PictBridge compatible
• PC & Mac compatible

Specifications

• 10.0 megapixel resolution
• 3.0? bright color touchscreen LCD for previewing images before you shoot
• 3x optical zoom
• 4x digital zoom
• ISO rating: Auto, 64, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1000, 1600, 3200
• CIPA rating: approximately 180 shots per full battery charge
• 32MB built-in storage

In the box:

• T1035S 10MP Digital Camera
• Wrist strap
• Li-ion rechargeable battery
• Battery charger
• USB cable