Wow, that?s a bit more than I wanted to spend on? and, you know, it doesn?t even have any? hey, you know what? I walk around a bunch during the day, so I really want something with a lid. There?s nothing worse than having to rearrange keys and pens and pocket change so that precious baby Apple has a pocket all to itself because for some reason everybody was so into minimalism that they didn?t think about covering the screen. I guess millionaire designers can afford to pay a valet to carry all those little loose pieces of metal. Me, though, I have to cram stuff into my bag and run for the bus! So, thanks for the hard work, Apple, and great job and everything at being cutting edge, but I?m going to go with an Acer Aspire One
D250
.
See, first of all, this Acer Aspire One D250 will be running XP, which is perfect for almost everything I?ll do on-the-go. Maybe it won?t be playing a bunch of ultra-modern just-released video games, but be honest, neither will OS X, am I right? Plus my Acer Aspire One D250 has a gig of memory and 160 gigs of hard drive space. That?s better than an iPhone, and aren?t you always telling us how great the iPhone is? No, no, you can?t take it back now, we all saw the commercials. Superphone is the new standard of perfection, and the Acer Aspire One D250 certainly exceeds those iSpecs easily.
And let?s not forget the price issue. It?s kind of an important thing for a regular guy like me. Don?t get me wrong here, of course I want to be George Jetson and live in Blade Runner and all that, but? well, corporate cool costs money! And until I finish my screenplay, money?s something I just ain?t yet got! By the way, did you notice how I said that? ?Something I just ain?t yet got?? Very Raymond Chandler, right? The whole screenplay?s that way, if you want to read the whole thing I can? oh, yeah, sure, I understand. No big deal.
Anyway, great work with the tablet, Apple, really, I mean it. I guess I?m just more of a ?meat and potatoes? type. I?ll be happier with my Acer Aspire One D250, vanishing quietly into the corner where I can do my work in peace. But hey, when I?m ready to be the center of attention at the coffee shop, you?re the first company I?ll be calling. And I mean that. Sincerely.
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