Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

So, Olive Garden. Wow. I can?t really remember the last time I was at one of these places. Oh, wow, is that a Five Megapixel Digital Video Camera? Are you taping me? What is that for, exactly?

Oh, so you?re a documentary filmmaker? No?so what are you documenting, exactly? Everything, got it. No, no; it?s just that it?s a little, well, off-putting. Could you set it down, or do you have to hold it up to your face like that? Oh. Okay.

So it came with those stereo earbuds? That?s nice, I guess. Oh, it can take stills too? Why not just do that then? Or use the webcam function? Maybe you could just turn on the voice recorder part? Okay, never mind.

So, what do you do in your free time? Of course, if you?re constantly video taping I?m sure you must spend a lot of time uploading videos. Came with a USB cable, you say? Fascinating. Won?t work with Vista? Neat. I?m going to order a drink.

Stabilization and motion detection modes too? Amazing. So I don?t know if Jeff told you but I work as a blogger. Yeah, it?s really fun, I-?no, I don?t think so. Because my blog isn?t really about gadgets. I realize lots of people have digital cameras, but it?s not that kind of blog. I don?t really see how ?nifty carrying case? would increase the appeal.

You know what? I just remembered I have an important?blogging?assignment?due. So I?m gonna go. Now. Yeah, sorry. I had a blast, though. Good luck with, well, whatever the hell you?re doing.

Oh, the batteries ran out? Lost everything you say? Terrible. Tell Jeff I said never to call me again! Ciao!

Warranty:90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Use as digital camera, video camera, webcam, voice recorder
• Supports 1 GB SD / MMC cards (not included)
• 2.4 in. swivel view screen
• Built-in flash
• Self timer
• Multi-snap
• Backlight
• Date printing
• Movie mode: motion detect, stabilization

Button Functions:

• Direction
• Menu/enter buttons
• Picture shutter buttons
• Movie shutter button
• Tele-wide button
• Record/Play/Exit button

System Requirements:

• Microsoft Windows 98 SE/ ME / 2000 and XP
• Requires a Pentium III 800 MHz processor or higher
• Uses 2 AA batteries (not included)

In the box:

• Camera
• A/V cable
• USB cable
• Carrying case
• Wrist strap
• Stereo earbuds