Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

The Retributator: KRRRK Jeez, this alien spore just doesn?t want to let go. I?ve never seen anything cling so tightly to the inside of an intestine.

General Freedom: We didn?t shrink you and send you into the Ogre?s body to fail! If we don?t remove that spore, our friend will turn into a slavering, mindless beast!

The Green Bomb: Turn into?

Sunboy: Good thing we got those walkie?

Moongirl: ...talkies! Or Midland GMRS Radios, if you prefer!

General Freedom: Those are the radios that helped me and the boys lick Fidel in Grenada! Five watts of power, all 22 FRS and GMRS channels, 121 privacy codes per channel, and built-in NOAA weather alert radio! Take that, Comandante! And I didn?t even mention the 26-mile range!

Nightwitch: I sense? interference?

General Freedom: OK, in practice it?s more like two miles. But Grenada?s a pretty small island.

The Retributator: KRRRK Not sure? how much? longer? Got it! But hurry up and activate the de-shrinkonizer! I?m being? overcome by? gases?

Sunboy: No wonder! He?s inside?

Moongirl: ...an ogre?s intestines!

General Freedom: Brilliant work, son! I?m activating the de-shrinkonizer now!

The Green Bomb: Hey, somebody remind me again why we didn?t just send Slugorxx in there? He could?ve kept us apprised telepathically, and we never would?ve had to deal with these walkie-talkies.

General Freedom: Slugorxx lacks the Retributator?s fine motor control and knowledge of meta-super biology.

Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH THE SOFT BIGOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS

Warranty: 3 Year Midland

Features:

• Boasts an amazing 5 watts of power, allowing for a range of up to 26 miles in optimal conditions (typically 2 miles or less in urban conditions)
• Supports all 22 FRS and GMRS channels with 121 privacy codes per channel
• Hi/Med/Lo Power settings let you adjust transmit power and conserve battery life
• Silent Operation function turns off all tones for quiet operation
• Also serves as a weather radio, supporting both the NOAA weather channels and NOAA weather alerts 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
• Requires 4 AA Batteries per radio (Not Included)

Additional Photos:

• Midland GXT Series Two-Way Radios
• Speaker, Microphone, and Charging Jack
• Back of Midland GXT Series Two-Way Radio
• Back of Midland GXT Series Two-Way Radio with Battery Cover Removed

Specifications:

• 22 Total Channels
• 26 Mile Range
• 7 FRS Channels
• 8 GMRS Channels (FCC License Required)
• 7 Shared FRS/GMRS Channels
• 121 Privacy Codes
• 5.0 Watt Output Power
• NOAA Weather Channels
• NOAA Weather Alerts
• Vibrate Alert
• eVOX Hands-Free Operation (3 Sensitivity Levels)
• Silent Operation
• 5 Call Tones
• Channel Scan
• Auto Squelch
• Roger Beep Tone
• Backlit LCD Display
• X-TRA TALK Power (Hi/Med/Low Settings)
• Battery Meter
• Low Battery Alert
• Battery Saver
• Keypad Lock
• Monitor Function
• Audible Button Beeps
• Drop-In Charge Capable
• Water Resistant
• Mic and Headphone Jacks
• Weight (per radio): 0.10 lbs
• Dimensions (per radio): 2.25? x 1.25? x 7.75? (L x W x H)

In the box:

• (2) Midland GXT-710 Radios
• Belt Clips
• User Manual