Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

wheeeeeeze wheeeeeeeze Grandson? Is that you? Come close to the bed. Closer. I know, it can be upsetting to see an wheeeeeze old man on his last legs. But be strong. Because I have a gift for you.

You see, Grandson, you come from a long line of ushers. No, not the singer, pay attention. You come from a line of theater ushers. Your great great great grandfather went right from the boat to a musical theater, and was guiding people to their seat as though he had been born for the job. And despite the state of the movie industry today, I hope that one day, you will find a way to ush too.

Grandson, I want you to have this Dorcy 5mm NICHIA LED Flashlight. It?s tiny, and easy to carry, but offers a powerful light. A flashlight like this will help you see in the dark, a skill that all us ushers developed over years of careful breeding. Maybe you?ll create your own old fashioned movie theater. Maybe you?ll just take to the wild, showing birds and squirrels to their nests. But, Grandson, whatever you pick wheeze whatever you pick wheeze? my time is near, I?m afraid.

Whatever you pick, remember. With a Dorcy 5mm NICHIA LED Flashlight in your hand, you?re not just some guy holding a Dorcy 5mm NICHIA LED Flashlight. You?re an usher. Now go back outside and send in that nurse with the gazongas. What?s she gonna do, wheeze, kill me?

Warranty: 1 Year Dorcy

Features:

• Anodized 6463 Aluminum Alloy Construction
• Rubber Comfort Grip
• Two-Way Tail Cap Tactical Switch
• Durable Metal Keychain Ring
• Assorted Colors
• Lumens: 50000mcd
• Run Time: 5 Hrs.
• Beam Distance: 9.84 ft.
• Nichia 5mm DS LED Forever Bulb Type
• Powered by One AAA Battery
• 3.38? Length
• 0.74? Bezel Diameter
• Weighs .041 lbs

Additional Photos:

• Red Flashlight
• Blue Flashlight
• Silver Flashlight

In the box:

• 2 Dorcy Random Color 5mm LED Flashlight
• 2 AAA Batteries