Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

Editor?s note: the following witty send-up has been edited and redacted by our legal staff to eliminate, in their words, ?flagrant invitation of liability litigation.?

There?s really only one use I can think of for a SOG FX-01 Fixation Bowie Knife, and that?s stabbin? some poor, pathetic SUMMER SAUSAGE right in the DELICIOUS MEATY CASING after you caught the son of a COW, BECAUSE IT?S SAUSAGE talkin? up your DECORATIVE SAUSAGE PLATTER at the bar.

I mean, SOG makes some of the meanest fixed blades in the business. I can just imagine how easily this balanced and proportioned blade would tear through soft CHEDDAR LOGS and puncture vital SMOKED SALMON AND CHEVRE.

I?d love to see this black oxide finish dripping with fresh RASPBERRY JAM. I mean RASPBERRY JAM so thick it?s in your hair, your eyes, running freely from your mouth. Your animal mind takes over and all you can think is, ?SLICE SOME MORE DELICIOUS SMOKED MEATS,? Daniel! ?SLICE that DELICIOUS MEAT before he IS NOT SLICED BY you!?

It takes me back to that DELIGHTFUL COMPANY BARBECUE in ?Nam.

Warranty: 1 Year SOG

Features:

• Blade Length: 7? x .2?
• Overall Length: 12.25?
• Weight: 10.5 oz.
• Edge: Straight
• Steel: 8Cr13MoV
• HRC: 52-54
• Handle: Kraton
• Finish: Black Oxide
• Sheath: Nylon

In the box:

• SOG FX-01 Fixation Bowie
• Nylon Cover