“Stay sharp, Scout. This here’s Machine territory. Keep that laser rifle primed and ready for any GAH! Dang, that hurts.”

“Sir, are you going to make it? That wound looks pretty bad.”

“Nonsense. I’m fine. Just stings really good, you hear me?”

“It looks like you’re losing a lot of blood, though.”

“I said I’m fine, Scout. In my time against the mechanical menace, I’ve had worse, I assure you. You just worry about what’s out there. It’s just a couple more miles to the Outpost and I don’t want…”

scoot scoot scoot scoot

“Sir? Sir, I think I hear something.”

“I hear it, too. Over there. Look! It’s… It’s…”

“Aww. It’s an iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot! Why, I used to have one just like it before humanity fell to the steel tyrants! Hey there, little guy!”

“Scout, you idiot! Don’t you see? That’s not the same award-winning floor washing robot that used to remove 98% of common household bacteria from your hardwood, tile, and linoleum floors with the touch of a button. That thing is a killer, cold, calculating, and reprogrammed to be a death machine.”

“No way, sir. Not this little wonder. Not even the Robot Hive-Mind could make these things evil. Mine was such a good little ‘bot. I remember the cute way it would scoot around during its 4-stage cleaning process. Did you know one full tank of cleaning solution could wash up to 250 square feet? Gosh, I miss those days. Maybe this little Scooba is just hiding out from the bad ‘bots!”

“They’re all bad ‘bots now, Scout. All but the dead ones.”

“Hey, what’s he got there? Why, it’s a coupon for discounted bonus enzyme liquid for cleaning floors with. Awww. Sir, if there’s a more beautiful phrase in the English language than ‘discounted bonus enzyme liquid", I’ve never heard it. How could a friendly little ‘bot like that mean any harm?”

“Scout, don’t you get any closer to that thing unless you’re prepared to destroy it. That world where Scooba’s and Roomba’s would clean for humans is over! You don’t know what it’s equipped with now!”

“Probably the same cliff sensing technology that helped it avoid stairs and ledges! See, look! He likes me! Don’t be scared, little buddy. We’ll help you escAAAAGHH! MY EYES! IT JUST SPRAYED ACID INTO MY EYES! OH GOD IT’S SQUEEGEE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY RAZOR BLADES AND THEY’RE TEARING THE FLESH FROM MY BODY! HELP ME, SARGE!”

“I’m coming, Scout! I’m… what’s this? It… it’s a horde of ‘em! Thousands! You fool! You’ve doomed us both!”

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year iRobot

Condition: New

Features:

• Award-winning floor washing robot removes up to 98% of common household bacteria with a touch of a button (when used as directed)
• Ideal for washing smaller floor areas – the Scooba 330 cleans up to 250 square feet or 1-2 rooms on a single battery charge
• Simple operation: fill tank, press the Clean button, empty tank when finished
• Only uses cleaning solution (tap water, water and vinegar or new Scooba Hard Floor Cleaner, Natural Enzyme Formula) to wash floors
• One full tank washes up to 250 square feet
• Works on sealed hardwood, tile and linoleum floors
• Automatically detects carpet edges and will turn away
• Navigates throughout the room using a powerful 4-stage cleaning system: prep, wash, scrub and squeegee
• Autonomous cleaning pattern covers each area an average of 4 times
• Cliff Sensing technology allows Scooba to avoid stairs and ledges
• Cleans beneath cabinet edges, tables, chairs and other hard-to-reach places
• Includes (1) Virtual Wall to mark off-limit areas (requires 2D batteries – not included)

4-Stage Cleaning Process:

1.  Preps – sweeps and picks up dirt, sand and crumbs
2. Washes – uses only clean solution to wash floors (unlike mops that just spread around dirty water)
3. Scrubs – rotating brushes remove dirt, grime and stuck-on messes
4. Squeegees – squeegee lifts dirty water from floors

Additional Photos:

• Underbelly
• Virtual Wall
• Unassembled (Battery Installed)
• Unassembled (Battery Removed)
• Unassembled (Showing Both Base and Top)
• Package Contents
• Packaging

Product Specifications:

• Package Dimensions: 21” x 17” x 5” (L x W x H)
• Package Weight: 15.48 lbs.
• Robot Dimensions: 14.8 inches in diameter, 3.6 inches in height
• Robot Weight: 8.6 lbs.

In the box:

• (1) iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot
• (4) Packets of New Scooba Hard Floor Cleaner, Natural Enzyme Formula
• (1) Standard Scooba Battery
• (1) Scooba Power Supply
• (1) Virtual Wall (batteries not included)
• Documentation
• Owner’s Manual