We do things king-sized down here in the Lone Star State, and we like our remote controls the way we like our steers, our football stadia, and our animated cowboy statues: big.

We don?t worry about this Ridiculously Large Universal Remote getting lost between the cushions of the couch ? hell, in a pinch this thing could be our couch. This man-sized zapbox can control your TV, VCR, DVD, satellite, cable, and any combo units thereof. Hey, you need something with some muscle to keep all those unruly components in line.

But what we like about it is its bulk, its girth, its sheer Brobdingnagian monumentality. If this was a steak, and you could eat it in one sitting at the Big Texan Steak House in Amarillo, you?d get it for free. Now that we?ve got a respectable, Texas-sized remote, we?re sending our puny old ones to Oklahoma.

• Ridiculously Jumbo-sized - Never misplace your remote control again
• Manage up to 8 separate devices from one ridiculous remote control
• TV, VCR, DVD, TV/DVD Combo, TV/VCR Combo, VCR/DVD Combo, Satellite, Cable
• Replace all your remote control with one convenient - yet ridiculous - unit
• Compatible with most major brands
• Ridiculously Extra-large soft-touch buttons
• Universal programming remote is compatible with most major brands of AV components
• Code search button discovers device codes automatically
• Programmable power off timer
• Device code search
• Power on/off
• Mute
• Device select
• Channel Select
• Device select (TV/DVD; TV/VCR; VCR/DVD)
• DVD/VCR/DVR commands
• On-screen navigation
• Volume control