Don?t push me around

?You know this thing has TextEdit on it! That means we can make it say funny stuff!?

?Here let me try typing something!?

?Go for it.?

I AM STUPID AND SMELL BAD!

?Haha! Dude, that was hilarious!?

?Thanks dude! You try something.?

?Okay here.?

WAAH WAAH! BABY NEEDS NEW DIAPER! WAAAH!

?Oh man! Haha! That was the...
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The College Dorm Package

We?re All Player Two Sometimes

Your house, your controller. That?s how it works. But is it really fun to be dominating with your special steering wheel while your best friend flounders with a sideways stick? Sure, you win, but is it really winning? Can?t your friend just blame the controller? Where?s the honor? Where?s the capacity for gloating?

The solution is the Intec Wii 15-in-1 Family Pack. Instead of just being some snap-on plastic for you, it?s snap-on plastic for you and a ...
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The College Dorm Package

We?re All Player Two Sometimes

Your house, your controller. That?s how it works. But is it really fun to be dominating with your special steering wheel while your best friend flounders with a sideways stick? Sure, you win, but is it really winning? Can?t your friend just blame the controller? Where?s the honor? Where?s the capacity for gloating?

The solution is the Intec Wii 15-in-1 Family Pack. Instead of just being some snap-on plastic for you, it?s snap-on plastic for you and a ...
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Listen To Yourself

At last, a way to truly enjoy the sound of my own voice.

I envy you. Really, I do. You people have no idea how lucky you are to hear me speak, to receive my thoughts and opinions on things you don?t care about in the slightest through the vocalizations that emanate from this golden throat of mine. The way you all roll your eyes in obvious ecstasy as you see me walking toward you, desperate for the smallest...
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Do move a muscle

Warning: Leaving your mouse over a certain stretch can result in severe soreness or stiffness.

Richard?s neck was killing him. I wish there was a way that I could relieve some of this tension. he thought. And there was. The solution was actually right there, on his TRAINERmat Mouse Pad.

But you see, Richard did data entry. He did most of his work with a number pad. He rarely ever touched his mouse, which just happened to be parked over the exact stretch that he needed to loosen...
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Super Extra Exclusive

Some things you should learn early on. If you exclude two people long enough, they?ll start excluding you.

Yeah, this Azpen X1 Dual Boot 10.1? Tablet is pretty all-inclusive for the most part. 1GB of RAM, microSD slot, 1.3MP front camera, even an accelerometer. Pretty much anyone could enjoy using this portable table computer! Yes, anybody at all could just pick it up and start...
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Super Extra Exclusive

Some things you should learn early on. If you exclude two people long enough, they?ll start excluding you.

Yeah, this Azpen X1 Dual Boot 10.1? Tablet is pretty all-inclusive for the most part. 1GB of RAM, microSD slot, 1.3MP front camera, even an accelerometer. Pretty much anyone could enjoy using this portable table computer! Yes, anybody at all could just pick it up and start...
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Super Extra Exclusive

Some things you should learn early on. If you exclude two people long enough, they?ll start excluding you.

Yeah, this Azpen X1 Dual Boot 10.1? Tablet is pretty all-inclusive for the most part. 1GB of RAM, microSD slot, 1.3MP front camera, even an accelerometer. Pretty much anyone could enjoy using this portable table computer! Yes, anybody at all could just pick it up and start...
Discuss this article on the forums. (0 posts)

Super Extra Exclusive

Some things you should learn early on. If you exclude two people long enough, they?ll start excluding you.

Yeah, this Azpen X1 Dual Boot 10.1? Tablet is pretty all-inclusive for the most part. 1GB of RAM, microSD slot, 1.3MP front camera, even an accelerometer. Pretty much anyone could enjoy using this portable table computer! Yes, anybody at all could just pick it up and start...
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