Go The Foam To Sleep

Oh, uh, hey, little guy? bad dream, huh? OK, you can get into bed with me and Mommy.

Don?t worry, buddy. It?s OK. You?re here with Mommy and Daddy. Nothing to be afraid of. Everything?s OK. Good thing we?ve got a nice big Queen-size bed. If we had a Twin or a Full, it would be a lot more...
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You?re killing my suspension of disbelief, Eric.

Look, I need this for my D&D PDFs. Deal with it.

Eric, we all agreed to keep the session as authentic as possible, and-

?Oh, yeah. AUTHENTIC. That?s why I?m not allowed to have my refurbished Acer ICONIA Tab 10.1? 32GB Android Tablet at the table? Please. What about Dave buying all these pitchers of beer.?

?I thought we all agreed we?d pretend it?s mead??

?Yes, Eric. We all agreed that for the...
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You?re killing my suspension of disbelief, Eric.

Look, I need this for my D&D PDFs. Deal with it.

Eric, we all agreed to keep the session as authentic as possible, and-

?Oh, yeah. AUTHENTIC. That?s why I?m not allowed to have my refurbished Acer ICONIA Tab 10.1? 32GB Android Tablet at the table? Please. What about Dave buying all these pitchers of beer.?

?I thought we all agreed we?d pretend it?s mead??

?Yes, Eric. We all agreed that for the...
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I swear I wasn?t snickering, honest! I just thought it would be, you know, bigger.

No, I didn?t mean it like that! It?s a great size, really. I?m sure it really packs a wallop for being so ti? I MEAN, pleasantly proportioned. That?s what I was going to say.

Oh, don?t be embarrassed. Haven?t you heard that old saying about boats and ocean motions? No? What about the one about hammers and how to swing them?...
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Small Package

I swear I wasn?t snickering, honest! I just thought it would be, you know, bigger.

No, I didn?t mean it like that! It?s a great size, really. I?m sure it really packs a wallop for being so ti? I MEAN, pleasantly proportioned. That?s what I was going to say.

Oh, don?t be embarrassed. Haven?t you heard that old saying about boats and ocean motions? No? What about the one about hammers and how to swing them?...
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Small Package

I swear I wasn?t snickering, honest! I just thought it would be, you know, bigger.

No, I didn?t mean it like that! It?s a great size, really. I?m sure it really packs a wallop for being so ti? I MEAN, pleasantly proportioned. That?s what I was going to say.

Oh, don?t be embarrassed. Haven?t you heard that old saying about boats and ocean motions? No? What about the one about hammers and how to swing them?...
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Small Package

I swear I wasn?t snickering, honest! I just thought it would be, you know, bigger.

No, I didn?t mean it like that! It?s a great size, really. I?m sure it really packs a wallop for being so ti? I MEAN, pleasantly proportioned. That?s what I was going to say.

Oh, don?t be embarrassed. Haven?t you heard that old saying about boats and ocean motions? No? What about the one about hammers and how to swing them?...
Discuss this article on the forums. (0 posts)

Small Package

I swear I wasn?t snickering, honest! I just thought it would be, you know, bigger.

No, I didn?t mean it like that! It?s a great size, really. I?m sure it really packs a wallop for being so ti? I MEAN, pleasantly proportioned. That?s what I was going to say.

Oh, don?t be embarrassed. Haven?t you heard that old saying about boats and ocean motions? No? What about the one about hammers and how to swing them?...
Discuss this article on the forums. (0 posts)

Small Package

I swear I wasn?t snickering, honest! I just thought it would be, you know, bigger.

No, I didn?t mean it like that! It?s a great size, really. I?m sure it really packs a wallop for being so ti? I MEAN, pleasantly proportioned. That?s what I was going to say.

Oh, don?t be embarrassed. Haven?t you heard that old saying about boats and ocean motions? No? What about the one about hammers and how to swing them?...
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