Calling you out

Razor. One word. So many products.

You?re always making fun of your mom for not keeping up on technology. Well, check it out, I got a new phone!

?Oh yeah, where is it??

Right over there.

?Oh, you got a new TV? I thought you said phone.?

No, Dan. I did say phone.

?Wait, what??

It?s a Razor. Thinnest cell phone on the market!

?You mean like the Razr? Mom, that is not a Razr. I don?t even think Motorola makes the Razr anymore.?

You?re right. ...
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Mummy Dearest

Prepare for a spooooooooktacular laughfest

?Hey, hey, wanna hear a joke??

?Sure. I guess.?

?What do you call a 1999 action/adventure thriller featuring Brendan Fraser??

?Uh?The Mummy?.?

?Aw man, you know that one? Heh heh heh ? pretty good, right? A real side-splitter.?

?I?m not sure if -?

?You need to own a Mountain Trails Mummy Sleeping Bag to really get it, though. You?d be able to stifle your chuckles in its warm quilt-thru construction,...
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All Possible Worlds Covers A Lot Of Options

Science says there?s probably some alternate world where the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1? 16GB Android Tablet is the standard. Hey, seems possible.

?Gentlemen, I?ve called you here to my lab today to discuss my latest finding? a traveler from an alternate dimension!?

What up, pussycats?

?Ha ha, yes. Lovely, just lovely. Now, colleagues, I?m sure you all have plenty of questions, but let?s keep it simple today,...
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All Possible Worlds Covers A Lot Of Options

Science says there?s probably some alternate world where the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1? 16GB Android Tablet is the standard. Hey, seems possible.

?Gentlemen, I?ve called you here to my lab today to discuss my latest finding? a traveler from an alternate dimension!?

What up, pussycats?

?Ha ha, yes. Lovely, just lovely. Now, colleagues, I?m sure you all have plenty of questions, but let?s keep it simple today,...
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All Possible Worlds Covers A Lot Of Options

Science says there?s probably some alternate world where the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1? 16GB Android Tablet is the standard. Hey, seems possible.

?Gentlemen, I?ve called you here to my lab today to discuss my latest finding? a traveler from an alternate dimension!?

What up, pussycats?

?Ha ha, yes. Lovely, just lovely. Now, colleagues, I?m sure you all have plenty of questions, but let?s keep it simple today,...
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All Possible Worlds Covers A Lot Of Options

Science says there?s probably some alternate world where the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1? 16GB Android Tablet is the standard. Hey, seems possible.

?Gentlemen, I?ve called you here to my lab today to discuss my latest finding? a traveler from an alternate dimension!?

What up, pussycats?

?Ha ha, yes. Lovely, just lovely. Now, colleagues, I?m sure you all have plenty of questions, but let?s keep it simple today,...
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For one of the first jobs I ever had, my boss paid me in time. I earned one hour of work for every hour I worked. Yes, it?s pretty embarrassing to admit that I fell for that. Maybe a little bit more embarrassing to admit since I was self-employed at the time. So why even bring it up? Because today we?re talking about people who do work for free, or ?interns,? as they?re called.
 
Basically, the concept of an intern works like this: imagine a sponge, but now imagine that it's human-size and human-shaped, and not as spongy, and it?s under a faucet that?s pouring ?valuable professional experience? instead of water, and the faucet?s invisible, and also it's in an office doing menial work, possibly for college credit. Now...
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I?m Pretty Sure It?s Around Here Somewhere

For want of a flashlight, the kingdom was lost?

Sure is dark out here by the side of the highway. Where would I be without the Life+Gear Auto Glow Rechargeable Flashlight to help me find the handle of my tire jack?

Of course, first I?ll have to use one of its four light modes to help me find the jack itself. It sits in its own little hiding place under a flap in the floor of the trunk. So all I need to...
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Unicornutus

Beware that green-eye?d, single-horn?d monster

I think my wife is drawing pictures of unicorns for other men. She knows that?s our special thing. How dare she?

But the jokes on her, because I?m spying on all her unicorn-drawing activities with the aPen A4 Digital Recording Wireless Pen. You see, while she depicts Tryon The King Unicorn for her other lovers, I receive a copy of her work wirelessly on my computer.

I?ve attached a real pen to the digital...
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