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July 30, 1958: Just awoke from a dream. Had to write it down. Was in an office much like my own, but some years in the future, with the addition of several large, unfamiliar machines. I worked with the machines as if I was already familiar with them. The largest was a roughly rectangular apparatus the size of a large stove. The top hinged open, and under it was glass. I placed a document on the glass, pressed a button,...
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? ? how many times I gotta tell you cops, I ain?t seen nothing. I was in the back with my Magnavox 37? LCD 720p HDTV the whole time, using that built-in HDTV tuner. And even if I knew who fired the shots, I wouldn?t tell you jack, get me??

?We were afraid you might say that, Runty. Guess we?ll have to do this the hard way. Boys, call Featherfingers in here. If Runty won?t give us what we need...
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? ? how many times I gotta tell you cops, I ain?t seen nothing. I was in the back with my Magnavox 37? LCD 720p HDTV the whole time, using that built-in HDTV tuner. And even if I knew who fired the shots, I wouldn?t tell you jack, get me??

?We were afraid you might say that, Runty. Guess we?ll have to do this the hard way. Boys, call Featherfingers in here. If Runty won?t give us what we need...
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People just can't seem to stop talking about Woot, on accounta we're so terrific and everything. Here's what they said this week.

• The Dallas Morning News takes you inside the Cellar of Stabbing for an in-depth look at how woots make it to Woot. (Or don't, in this case.) Thanks, DaMN!
• We already told you how a Woot screenshot popped up in the Fox News review of Google's new Chrome browser. Thanks to intrepid wooter SColburn, we now...
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What better way to mark Google?s much-ballyhooed release of the beta version of their new Chrome browser than by downloading it and typing in Woot as your very first Chrome visit? Welcome the new arrival in style, we say. That?s pretty much what Fox News did in their story on Chrome. And that got us thinking about which browsers our users, er, use.

See, we?re not one of those sites that guard their traffic stats like nuclear secrets. Maybe we?re committed to openness and transparency, or maybe we?re just dumb. But when we notice some interesting trend in Woot?s stats, our first thought isn?t usually ?Let us never...
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My tech is Root Cyclone
And my suction is great
I?m asthma friendly cause
I?m a DC One Eight
I?ve got a brush tool and
I can handle your stairs
Aren?t you glad I?m on sale again

Lifetime HEPA filtration
That?s improving the air
Ninety nine point nine seven
Percent of junk?s trapped in there
Zero point three microns
Smaller than that and who cares
Here I am, I?m on sale again

The last time I sold...
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My tech is Root Cyclone
And my suction is great
I?m asthma friendly cause
I?m a DC One Eight
I?ve got a brush tool and
I can handle your stairs
Aren?t you glad I?m on sale again

Lifetime HEPA filtration
That?s improving the air
Ninety nine point nine seven
Percent of junk?s trapped in there
Zero point three microns
Smaller than that and who cares
Here I am, I?m on sale again

The last time I sold...
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