Baby, I?m sorry.

As a show of good faith and contrition in light of my infidelity, I?ve gotten you a gift.

?I can?t believe you thought you could bribe me with-?

?It?s not a bribe! It?s a gift! It?s a gift to say, ?I?m sorry,? and ?Thank you for sticking with me despite my incredibly poor judgment.? It?s a 64GB Apple iPad!?

?It?s refurbished!?

?It?s APPLE RECERTIFIED! That?s different! That?s better! You can play games and download apps and surf the web....
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Welcome back to The United States of Songs, my quest to either find a new song to represent each state in the union or drive myself insane trying to turn these out week in and week out, whichever comes first. Come along with me, dear reader, to the Buckeye State!

The state: Ohio
The song: "O-H-I-O" by Ohio Players