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100% Micro-Fleece Hat & Mittens Set

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100% Micro-Fleece Hat & Mittens Set

You know what the hardest part of dealing with small children is? It's not laughing in their face at their hopes and fears and concerns. Hear us out, we don't mean it quite as mean as you probably think. It's just that, well, kids are so tiny and cute and they start developing their own personalities complete with day-to-day lives and concerns, and as an adult it's hard to hear them complain about not having a yellow crayon the way your dad might bemoan his no good jerk of a boss without smiling and squealing, "That's ADORABLE!"

It's not their fault they're so little and their voices are so high and when their faces scrunch up in frustration it makes you just want to pinch their cheeks or pick them up and twirl around the room saying in a big, exaggerated voice, "WHO'S MY WIDDLE ANGWY BOY?"

Imagine that. Imagine every time you had to vent, or had a legitimate gripe about something that was really weighing heavily on your mind, that before the words finished leaving your mouth someone patted you condescendingly on the head and said something like, "Oh, cheer up champ! Just wait 'til you're older and you have bills!" or, "That's so cute!" Can you imagine how dismissive that must feel? How the wind would leave your sails every time? It's got to be frustrating.

We bring it up only because it's inevitable that at some point your child is going to come to you, frustrated about something, while wearing this Hot Head Hats Micro-Fleece and Matching Mittens set. And we encourage you to try and stifle your laughter as they put on their pouty face and say something in their serious voice like, "We're out of juice!" with the passion of a talk radio call-in listener as you take in the heartwarming sight of your child, genuinely concerned about something seemingly trivial and grumbling while walking around in a purple kitty hat or a floppy-maned lion hat.

Because it's going to be absolutely darling.

 

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Recommended Ages: 6 Months - 7 Years

About Hot Head Hats

Hot Head Hats is a family-owned company. They have been in the business of making quality headwear and accessories for children for over 15 years. The character-themed hats were inspired by their own children, as they were trying to make a hat and design that kids would keep on their heads!

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Since Woot does not recommend tagging your kid like the side of a building, choose which set will help you identify your kid best while on the playground.