USB Powered Woot-Off Lights
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Come on, Woot. You’ve been coasting on a wave of orange light for too long now. We can just about accept the ritual inclusion of these USB Woot-Off lights in every Woot-Off. It’s a tradition, sure. But you’re swingin’ to a different rhythm today, baby. New traditions are buzzing in the vestibule and that Woot-Off jive is strictly L7.
What we’re saying is, when can we expect that neon exclamation-point martini? Our Woot-themed home bar isn’t going to decorate itself, you know. And we can’t take another set of monkey eyes staring down at us, watching, always watching. Until we get those Happy Hour lights, I guess we’ll have to blot out their accusing gazes with another set of these.
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Features:
- Rotating Woot Off lights with LED bulb
- Can be set 43” apart from each other with 62” long USB cable and stands 3" tall
- Individual on/off switch for each light in case watching two spin at once is just a bit overwhelming
- Stop co-worker interruptions during certain “high productivity” times of ecommerce opportunity analysis
- Stop explaining what you’re doing hitting F5 repeatedly, simply extend arms and slowly bow to woot-off lights in response
- Trick co-workers by turning them on and excitedly hitting F5 on woot.com during non-woot off days
- Purchase monitors with cosmetic defects at a discount, knowing you can cover the damage with included velcro strips
- Stress relief from denied BOC purchase (warning: throw lights at floor or wall, not other people)
- Finally have a use for your portable Black and Decker USB enabled battery in your closet from our April Fools Woot Off
- Practice the bolas throwing technique to take down cattle, great for passing co-workers who walk fast to feign urgency
- Use them in the dark
In the box:
- Woot USB Powered Rotating Woot-Off Lights
- 2 Velcro Strips